Cassie is all excited that I’m coming back to UCD, and her happy makes me happy, even though I’m not dipping the wick so to speak. She’s doubly excited because it means I can join her in the UCD ‘Ultimate Frisbee Club’. Now excuse me for having a pair of balls and a penis, but the only manly thing I can possibly think involve frisbee would be if it was me playing a match with a load of hot naked women. Like that cheerleader one out of Heroes. yeah, that’d do.
Now the rifle club they used to have. Or tae kwon do, or fishing, or knitting, or in fact anything but frisbee ….
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Email me I know someone who’s trying to start a Paintball Club at UCD. Now that’s boofy init! I’ll put you in touch. Must be committed, able to be a starter or full round player and reliable for intervarsity matches and a bloody good shot . . Oh yeah! BYO Ghillie suit . . I just like saying that word “ghillie, ghillie, ghillie . . .
Committment??? AWWW!!
And does he even know the difference between speedball and woodsball? Ask him that.
Aw Man! I use to “throw some B” all the time when I was in Uni. It was a great way to meet babes.
Speaking of rifle shooting, I’m off to a real rifle match tomorrow morning. It’s a 58 round reduced course National Match course. 10 rounds standing slow fire with two sighters then 10 rounds rapid prone from standing (2 and 8, required reload). The third stage is prone rapid from standing (2 and 8, required reload)and the last stage is 20 rounds slow fire prone. Since the range is only 100 yards rather than the shooter moving to a different firing line the targets get progressively smaller.
Think small, miss small !!!
Brian: Are you serious?? But it’s not even a sport!
Then again, they do have a full Ladies’ section … a whole world of women that don’t know Brian Damage …
Goldmine.