From:

Booterstown, Dublin

Enjoys: Pizza, women, and long walks on the beach

 Dislikes:

SUVs, the French, and people who think they know everything

Meself, Dave the Lawyer, Jerky Joe, Tommy Cajones, and Ed the Ram are the crew:

Me: The main character in my play of life, if the world’s a stage then I want the fucking spotlight on me bitch!

Dave the Lawyer: The so-called ‘educated’ member of our group, Dave the Lawyer could be best described as the character Patrick Bateman from American Psycho without the whole murdering people bit. The guy who can detect one part Scotch in a million parts mixer, Dave is a real gentleman. By which I mean he has testicles, not in any other sense of the word.

Jerky Joe: The last time he took a fiver from his wallet, it screamed ‘freedom!’ Jerky Joe is as tight as a fish’s hole at forty fathoms, and has an unusual love for lawnmowers and honey, often together. Don’t ask.

Tommy Cajones: The married guy of the group, Tommy Cajones has an executive job with a marketing firm in the city, and as such speaks fluent ‘market-talk’. You’d need a translator to understand Tommy Cajones on a normal day, what with that thick Wexford accent of his.

Ed the Ram: Has Naked Wednesday every day of the week. Enough said.